Are you still there?
Of course, you are, else, how would you be reading this?
How about a deep question? Well, if you insist: This post goes deeper than this. Keep diving, reader, keep diving.
DOWN HERE! Can you see me? Well...see this?
Alright, you have reached the halfway point. Was that a groan? Hmm, maybe I'd better leave some information here before I urge you to dive deeper...read below for the halfway point reward.
Facts about me:
1. I am typing this.
2. You know nothing else about me as of right now.
3. I can't put a profile picture on because all my pictures are too big.
4. You know literally nothing else about me unless I tell you...
5. I enjoy reading fantasy fiction and regular fiction.
6. I LOVE creative writing and devote some time to it during my extra-curricular periods.
7. You still know nothing about me except what I've told you, isn't it maddening?
8. Is my profile getting annoying now?
9. If it is, well, no one's making you read it.
10. You're still reading it, aren't you?
11. Of course you are because it's still going.
13. You missed number 12.
14. You just went back to see if 12 was there. It's not. An enchanter conjured it away. Sorry.
15. I'm not listing everything I love to read/watch/listen to because that's WAY too much information to type out. I have some very specific tastes tho.
16. I'm just having fun with you now, I'm not saying anything.
17. I like watching Marvel and The Mandalorian.
19. You forgot to read number 18.
20. I like Lamborginhis, Honda Civics, and Sports Cars in general.
21. Alright, world. That is enough information for you now. DIVE DEEPER!!
Welcome. You have almost reached the end. You are almost there. Keep diving.
WELCOME READER! This is the end of the post, you may now reap the reward. Seen below. Don't worry, there are no numbered lists.
Hello,
As you already know, thus making it pointless for me to tell you, my name is Blaise. I am 15, almost 16, and live in an undisclosed location. I enjoy writing, running, biking, writing, writing, did I mention writing?? I also enjoy passing exams (who doesn't? LOL) and air travel. I may or may not enjoy driving, I will let you know in a couple of months. Let's see, we have only scraped the top, but not many items come to mind. I like swimming, occasional baking, and...boy, are my interests so short? Let's see...may as well mention writing again. So, WRITING, hoarding souvenirs/useless knickknacks, occasional coloring, LEGO figure collections, and other stuff that I may or may not mention...or remember at all. I have a pet Betta fish named Davy Jones, and he's my emotional support animal...reptile...fish...aquatic life, whatever he is! Okay, just kidding, but not really. He's there for his calming effect. Not that I really look at him that often...okay, new plan. He's there for simply being there, and that's good enough for anyone. Well, reader, you have had quite an adventure, haven't ya?
Shall you dare to dive deeper?
Yes. Bye.
Okay, really, there's nothing else to see. Farewell reader. Now you only have the problem of getting back up again.
A single, random photo, all for you reader, doesn't it warm your heart??
Ah, actually, nope, sorry. My pictures are too big. Well, envision this...actually, envision whatever you want. That can be the picture you were told that you would get from me...but that you didn't get...because it was too big and...never mind. See ya, reader.
This post was given the seal of Blaise. No part of this post may be copied or used in any other product or work without the clear permission of the author.
I have copyrighted this post, not that that does anything, but still, it's for posterity's sake.
Bye, reader.
-Blaise Bollig
. (Mwa ha ha ha ha!!! 
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