Fortunately, Unfortunately (All 3)

[Cecilia Bollig]

Fortunately, Biff found two gold mines and was able to pay for one with money to spare.

[Gabriel Steuben]

Fortunately after it auto destructs he finds a bunch of cash in it.

[Joseph Gulding]

Unfortunately the self destruct sequence blows up the cash!

[Miriam Gulding]

Unfortunately, Biff used up all his extra money buying potatoes. (what can I say? He just really likes potatoes)

[Joseph Gulding]

Fortunately he finds 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars under his door mat when he goes home.

[Zachary Mushtare]

Unfortunately, the money is all counterfeit.
(Can someone change the title to something more like "Fortunately, Unfortunately No. 3" or something like that, so it isn't confused with the original?)

[Zachary Mushtare]

Fortunately, you are put out of your misery because there is a new Fortunately, Unfortunately topic here: viewtopic.php?t=207
(Will one of the moderators please lock this topic?)

[Zachary Mushtare]

(Would one of the moderators move all the Fortunately, Unfortunately topics into one topic, because all three still have less than INFINITY (total number of posts in Fortunately, Unfortunately topics including this post are 428; INFINITY has over 500), so it might be easier to use them.)

[John Bates]

Fortunately, the conterfeits are part of an old collectable toy set that can be sold for a lot at an antique specialist store.

[Zachary Mushtare]

Unfortunately, the antique specialist is sketchy, so he gives Biff $20.00.